TheAndyJ

Destruction

Recently I’ve been thinking about this guy named John McCain. You see this is not a smear at all, I was thinking today ‘What is the best way to end the world?’ well I’ve found it! Vote for the person most likely to do something dumb. I mean the man wants a 100 year war right? Well if I cast my vote for this man he would most likely goto war with Iran and stay in Iraq for 100 years. Seems like I’ve found my candidate!

So what’s next? Once this man finds his way into the White House. He will march right in to Iran and take down their evil government. Then Iran would most likely threaten to drop a nuclear bomb on Israel. Which the next course would be us taking that nice preemptive strike that we like do and blowing Iran out the sky, then once that happens North Korea will then nuke us and China will put anthrax in our children’s toys and put rat poison in our food! Thus creating World War 3 and the as the rest of the world suffers from the quagmire the United States created will go into a deep famine. Christians and Muslims will fight each other to death for the last grain of meat on their plates. While the Vegetarians and Vegans laugh as they eat their nuclear fall out ridden salad and fruit and smile with eerie green teeth.

Then once every thing seems to be getting much better with the worlds population being a lot smaller and no religious wars happening and no more hunger or pollution in the world. Everyone will be celebrating the end of the long lasting war 2012 rolls around and then the world just goes boom!

/end rant.